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When you are in Italy, NEVER EVER…….

Are you looking forward to your next trip to Italy?

Do you already imagine yourself sitting at a bar in the sun, sipping on your espresso or eating gelato and enjoying “la dolce vita”? 😉

Milano bar
Milano bar

In this case, and if you do not want to look like a truly unexperienced Italy-traveler, you should know just a couple of small little “don’t’s”.

When you are in Italy, NEVER EVER………

  • drink Cappuccino after lunchtime
  • ask what types of coffee they have in a bar (for any further information on this I recommend to read this POST)
  • try to pay for your coffee at the barkeepers, there is always a cash-desk where you can pay for your coffee before ordering it
  • order coffee and complain if you get an espresso
  • complain that the coffee is too strong
  • think “antipasto” is only cold meat and cheese
  • use cheese on fish (even if it comes with a pasta)
  • await a salad with dressing (you have oil, vinegar, salt and pepper on the table and two hands to help yourself)
  • await some sides with the main dish, if you want to have some fries you have to order them
  • ask for a doggy-bag
  • await an extensive breakfast buffet at hotels. Italians only eat sweet in the morning, so often you will have plenty of sweet dishes and not much choices for a salty breakfast.
  • eat spaghetti with a spoon
  • cut spaghetti with the knife
  • order pizza with pineapple
  • order ice-cream by telling how many scoops (or worse: balls) you want. There are just different sizes of cones or cups.
  • drink anything with milk after dinner
  • ask for the bill seated at a table and then split the costs
  • complain about the extra “coperto” costs on the restaurants bill. This can normally be seen as the “tip”.
  • take a seat at the restaurant without waiting to be seated
  • walk around in a city with sunscreen all over your body
  • wear flip-flops when you go out at night
  • wonder why Italians wear sunglasses even at night
  • wear Bermuda shorts in the evening
  • make mafia jokes
  • use random movements of the hands to speak
  • ask for indications by trying to translate every single word with a dictionary. Italians are not patient enough.
  • say “spaghettis”: spaghetti is already the plural word of spaghetto
  • say “gnocchis”: gnocchi is already the plural word of gnocco
  • say “tortellinis”: tortellini is already the plural word of tortellino, or better: tortello
  • say “expresso”: it is espresso. Or caffè.
  • say “ciao” to formally greet someone. Better say “buongiorno”.

And now… ENJOY!!! 😉

Typical italian breakfast
Typical Italian breakfast